Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence: “I hit him in the eye yesterday.”
The Query: What is this word?
The Answer: The word is “ONLY”.
۱. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
۲. I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)
۳. I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
۴. I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
۵. I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
۶. I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn’t have another eye.)
۷. I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
۸. I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)